The 2 most difficult and ungrateful shit heads.

13 wore flip flops to school today. (Middle schoolers can pretty much dress how they want within reason) Once 13 got on the school bus, her strap on her flip flop broke so she called me to see if i would leave work and go home, get her new shoes and meet her at the school. I cant do this because i am the only one here in the mornings so i called the hubs who was at home to see if on his way to work (Must be nice to not have to be there til 9:30 am) he could drop 13 another pair of shoes off at her school.

His attitude was shit:
Why is she wearing flip flops when its 55 degrees out? (Hell, i dunno, its her feet)
Why did she wear a pair she knew were going to break? (Um, because she wanted YOU TO BE PISSED OFF this morning?)
Cant she just go without? (No you dipshit, she has to at least wear shoes to school!)
I'm gonna be late for work. (No your not!)

Finally i just told him not to worry about it. He threw such a fit about having to go out of his way.

Then i tell 13 to see if she can borrow gym shoes from a friend. She says she will try.........

Hubs calls me, he has already called her on her cell and is going to take her some shoes to school. He wasnt happy about it because god forbid her shoes break and cause him distress, but he got over it because i explained that Shoe breakage was accidental, it wasnt planned by her to make him pissy and leave the house earlier than usual. (And OMG- he had to deal with SCHOOL TRAFFIC) Asshat.

30 minutes later 13 calls me (Why-o-why me, STOP calling me people!) and she is pissed now. The hubs didnt bring the shoes she "specifically asked for" and the shoes he did bring DIDNT MATCH HER OUTFIT. Ungrateful asshat.

And at this point, neither of them better call me back because i dont care how bad the traffic was around the school and i could give a shit if her shoes match her outfit.