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Friday, January 11, 2008

Heatherology- Sounds like something in need of penicillin.

Everything you wanted to know about me that IS important. Thanks, Sunshine!

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Italian (oily, not creamy)

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King and Zaxby's (I couldnt pick just 1)

Q. What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
A. Outback Steakhouse (When we do eat out, which is rarely)

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Chicken Fingers

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Veggie Lovers

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Peanut Butter

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Home- Picture of kids Work - A forest

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Kids, gallbladder, uterus (Shit, they are runnin' outta things to remove!)

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. a year ago

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A drill/tool set

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Um. No. But dont ask me again, i might change my mind.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Elizabeth Melody (Damn you mom, damn you)

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red and black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Sure

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No, i dont think so.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yup

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yup / In a classy mag with a classy layout. Here I come playboy mansion!

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No, i dont like hot stuff and the END result would be too painful.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends on who

DUMBOLOGY

Q. What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothing.

Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Dunno- never saw it

Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both.

Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand

Q. Would you live with roommates?
A. Ya, I refer to him as my husband during hunting season.

Q. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. 5ish

Q. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Speeding ticket years ago

Q. Who is number 1 on your Top 8?
A. My Son


LASTOLOGY

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Andrea

Q: Last person who called you?
A: mom

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: 4boy

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: 4boy

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 4

Q: Season?
A: Spring

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Grandparents

Q: Mood?
A: gassy

Q: Listening to?
A: co worker rumble around his office

Q: Watching?
A: the curser on my cpu screen

Q: Worrying about?
A: Getting caught in this rain while i'm grocery shopping!

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Dropped 4boy off at school

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Sitting on my arse and listening to the tap-tap of this rain, while snuggled up at home watching a movie this weekend, because this is the first weekend in 5 weeks i'm not going to the woods camping!

Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: Um, that nic cage one with the motorcyce and fire, and he's fightin' with the devil.......lol- hell we go to a movie about once a year!

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes

So there you have it. Ya'll do this too and lemme know so i can go read about you because knowing your favorite salad dressing and whether or not you would kill someone for some serious cash could affect our blog relationship. Totally.

5 comments:

G-mom said...

As much as you bitch about $ you wouldn't drink hot Sauce? Or cut off your little finger? I could understand if it was your booger-pickin' finger, but what do you use the little one for? And what the HELL kinda name is Elizabeth Melody? At least I didn't stick you with Grammice.
I still love you....even though g-son is #1 in your top 8. Ask him to make you snapbeans and ham.

kheatherg said...

Jese louise mother.
I like the name elizabeth and i like the name melody, so i went with it! Grammice is a nickname, not your real name....LOL

And hell no, do you know what that bottle of hotsauce would do to my bum?

Hey though, i'm all for taking child molesters and murderers out the back door of the courthouse and shootin' them, i get like a million bucks for that, right? That makes up for the hot sauce and fingers....

:)

Sunshine said...

I think you'll become Hugh Hefner's 4th girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

This was fun! Hope you find it interesting!

Mrs. S. said...

My middle name is a cheese, cut I can't really think of anything I'd rather it be.. That's kind of sad I suppose..